Archive for May, 2008

The Love Guru

May 8, 2008

Starring: Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, Romany Malco
Directed By: Marco Schnabel
Released By: Paramount
Genre: Comedy
In a comedy ‘ The Love Guru ‘, Pitka (Mike Myers in its first original character since Austin Powers) is the American whom have left in Gates ашрама in India as the child and is brought up the guru. It moves back to the USA to search for popularity and well-being in the self-improvement and spirituality world. Its not orthodox methods are checked up, when it should locate, alienation between the Maple of Toronto Becomes covered by foliage of star hockey player Darren Roanoke (Gipsy Malco) and its separately living wife. After splitting the wife of Roanoke starts to assign appointment los-andzhelesskoj to a star of Kings Jacques Grande (Justin Timberlake) from revenge, dispatching her husband in the main professional drift – to horror of the proprietress of groups Jane Bullard (Jessica Alba) and Tutor Cherkov (Verne Troyer). Pitka should return pair to a marriage Nirvana and return Roanoke on its game, thus the group can be fractured, 40-year-old “Bullard Curse” and win Stanley Cup.

Miss Conception

May 8, 2008

Starring: Heather Graham, Mia Kirshner, Tom Ellis, Orlando Seale
Directed By: Eric Styles
Released By: First Look
Genre: Comedy
Georgina Scott (Heather Graham) is thoughtful 33-year-old which dispatches its friend, Zak, (Volumes Ellis), packing when it became obvious, that it does not share its desire of a package of pleasure. Zak goes on documental filming and hopes, that it will cool down in its absence. But Georgina detects, that the early menopause works in her family and reaches the expert with its reluctant best friend, Clem (Mia Kirshner, ‘ The Word L ‘), in towage. Learning, that its projector “baby”, doing days, is enumerated, Georgina hires Clem and their friend of camp, Justin (Orlando Seale) as much as possible to use it. A battle plan is drawn up but their escapades become increasingly frantic as Georgina explores internet sperm donors, night clubbers, a love struck co-worker and funeral-goers in her desperate and hilarious attempts to beat the biological clock.