The Love Guru

May 8, 2008

Starring: Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, Romany Malco
Directed By: Marco Schnabel
Released By: Paramount
Genre: Comedy
In a comedy ‘ The Love Guru ‘, Pitka (Mike Myers in its first original character since Austin Powers) is the American whom have left in Gates ашрама in India as the child and is brought up the guru. It moves back to the USA to search for popularity and well-being in the self-improvement and spirituality world. Its not orthodox methods are checked up, when it should locate, alienation between the Maple of Toronto Becomes covered by foliage of star hockey player Darren Roanoke (Gipsy Malco) and its separately living wife. After splitting the wife of Roanoke starts to assign appointment los-andzhelesskoj to a star of Kings Jacques Grande (Justin Timberlake) from revenge, dispatching her husband in the main professional drift – to horror of the proprietress of groups Jane Bullard (Jessica Alba) and Tutor Cherkov (Verne Troyer). Pitka should return pair to a marriage Nirvana and return Roanoke on its game, thus the group can be fractured, 40-year-old “Bullard Curse” and win Stanley Cup.

Miss Conception

May 8, 2008

Starring: Heather Graham, Mia Kirshner, Tom Ellis, Orlando Seale
Directed By: Eric Styles
Released By: First Look
Genre: Comedy
Georgina Scott (Heather Graham) is thoughtful 33-year-old which dispatches its friend, Zak, (Volumes Ellis), packing when it became obvious, that it does not share its desire of a package of pleasure. Zak goes on documental filming and hopes, that it will cool down in its absence. But Georgina detects, that the early menopause works in her family and reaches the expert with its reluctant best friend, Clem (Mia Kirshner, ‘ The Word L ‘), in towage. Learning, that its projector “baby”, doing days, is enumerated, Georgina hires Clem and their friend of camp, Justin (Orlando Seale) as much as possible to use it. A battle plan is drawn up but their escapades become increasingly frantic as Georgina explores internet sperm donors, night clubbers, a love struck co-worker and funeral-goers in her desperate and hilarious attempts to beat the biological clock.

Surfwise

April 30, 2008

Starring: Dorian “Doc” Juliette, David Paskowitz, Jonathon Paskowitz, Abraham Paskowitz
Directed By: Doug Pray
Released By: Magnolia
Genre: Documentary
As many the American strangers-adventurers, дорийский “the Documental genre” Paskowitz intend to realise utopian dream. Leaving successful medical practice, he searched for self-performance, lifting a nomadic life of the surfer. But unlike other American probes as Thoreau or Kerouac, Paskowitz has taken with itself his wife and nine children for the trip, all eleven of them living in the tourist on 24 Bottom Margins. Together, they lived a life which will be incomprehensible to most of all, but enviable to any who ever left their dreams to direct job. Paskowitz set has proved, that America can settle boundaries, but it has not settled the borderer.

Son of Rambow

April 30, 2008

Starring: Bill Milner, Will Poulter, Jules Sitruk, Jessica Stevenson
Directed By: Garth Jennings
Released By: Paramount Vantage
Run Time: 95 min.
Genre: Comedy
Nostalgic trip recedes to 1980, ‘ Son Rambow ‘ is inventive Valentine by an era where, for the first time in history, young minds had an access to technology which has allowed them to create own plots while doing justice their big than the life to heroes from motion pictures which inhaled them.

Will be, to whom do not allow to watch TV or go to motion pictures, expresses through its figures and illustrations while it does not appear seized in unusual world Lee Carter, school terror and crafter bizarre house motion pictures. Carter subjects to effect, Will be to a piracy repetition of the first film Рэмбо, the First Blood which carries away its widely open mind. Against usages of its set its figurative cerebellum starts to a flower in the film production world. Will be and Lee to become popular at school through their films but when the French student on an exchange, Didier Revol, to arrive to the scene, their unique friendship and a precious film are placed in a limit.

Made of Honor

April 30, 2008

Starring: Patrick Dempsey, Michelle Monaghan, Kevin McKidd, Sydney Pollack
Directed By: Paul Weiland
Released By: Columbia Pictures
Run Time: 101 min.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
For Tom (Patrick Dempsey) the life is good: it is sex, is a success, has the big good luck from the lady … and knows, that he can always rely on Hanna (Michelle Monaghan), its practical, charming best friend and one constant in his life. It is perfect installation while Hanna does not follow boundary to Scotland on six-week business trip …, and Tom is stunned to understand, how much empty his life without it. He decides, that when it comes back, he will ask, that Hanna has married it – but is floored when it will find, that it became occupied to the beautiful both rich Scott and complex transactions to move abroad. When Hanna asks Tom – one character, she feels the closest to – to be its “chamber” honour, he reluctantly agrees to play a role …, but only thus he can try to achieve Ханны and to stop wedding before very much late.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

April 30, 2008

Starring: Harrison Ford, Cate Blanchett, Karen Allen, Ray Winstone
Directed By: Steven Spielberg
Released By: Paramount
Genre: Action and Adventure
The general liked adventurer of the archeologist erases to the hat and the tested cracker for one more campaign of travel as Indiana return Jones to a large-format film after almost 20 years after fast augmentation for the Sacred Bowl of Graal near to his father in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989). Harrison Ford repeats the role as the graphic hero of the screen hating a snake in continuation which also finds Karen Allen, coming back to a series for the first time since Robbers 1981 Lost Arks. Ray Winstone, John Hurt, Jim Broadbent, and Shia LaBeouf round coercion which also shows Cate Blanchett in a role of rascally Russian operating Resource Irina Spalko. Steven Spielberg names frames on the scenario composed by David Koepp (and dramatized from a plot of the screen executive producer George Lukas.)

Deception

April 19, 2008

Starring: Ewan McGregor, Hugh Jackman, Michelle Williams, Lisa Gay Hamilton
Directed By: Marcel Langenegger
Released By: Fox
Run Time: 108 min.
Genre: Action and Adventure

The disconnected bookkeeper finds the wordly life of the urgency entered with new sense after undertaking of friendship with charismatic believed in sexly loaded thriller of action of director Marcel Langenegger. Jonathan (Ewan McGregor) is the bookkeeper who has lost its passion in a life. When its strong new friend to the lawyer, Wyatt (Hugh Jackman), represents Jonathan to obscene new sex club under the name the List, the depressed bookkeeper soon believes, that it has found the woman of its dreams.His newfound happiness takes a turn for the worse, however, when Jonathan is named the prime suspect in the woman’s disappearance as well as the theft of 20 million dollars.

Iron Man

April 19, 2008

Starring: Robert Downey, Jr., Jeff Bridges, Terrence Howard, Gwyneth Paltrow, more cast
Directed By: Jon Favreau
Released By: Paramount
Run Time: 126 min.
Genre: Action and Adventure

From Studios of the Miracle and the Main Images there arrives the Iron Person, limited in operation on the story about rich philanthropist Toni Stark (Robert Downey younger) Who develops a beret the impregnable automated claim to struggle against painful attacks of harm. Was a dirty rich, owning milliard status industrialist Toni Stark also the inventor of the genius. When Stark is kidnapped and forced to build a diabolical weapon, he instead uses his intelligence and ingenuity to construct an indestructible suit of armor and escape his captors. Once free, Absolutely finds out lethal plot which could destabilise all globe, and puts on its strong new claim missions to stop villains and to save the world. Gwyneth Paltrow stars of the second size as its secretary, Formats of a drawing paper of “Pepper” of Virginia while Terrence Howard plays Jim’s role “Rhodey” Rhodes, one of colleagues Stark’s which military background forces it to help with claim formation. Jon Favreau stages, with Format AVI of veterans of cinema of the Miracle Arad and Kevin Feige producing.

What Happens in Vegas

April 19, 2008

Starring: Cameron Diaz, Ashton Kutcher, Zach Galifianakis, Rob Corddry
Directed By: Tom Vaughan
Released By: Fox
Genre: Comedy

Two alien kinds (Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher) appear wed and in a box after wild night at Las-Vegas shenanigans in this comedy of the Fox of 20th century. When both of them recover to find, that one of them has won a large sum night before, game goes, as two greedy compete for a robbery, finally finding out, that it is possible badly ill-planned love connection not rather as from a label as they originally believed.

Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

April 1, 2008

harold.jpegStarring: John Cho, Kal Penn, Roger Bart, Rob Corddry

Directed By: Jon Hurwitz, Hayden Schlossberg

Released By: New Line

Genre: Comedy
After favourable search of definitive reaching in 2004 stoner comedies Harold and Kumar Chercher to the White Latch, the homing, wishing to drink pair hashish in this ambitious retinue which has included their terrorists, marked to try to carry away the instrument smoking marihuana on runaway on Amsterdam.